Board Thread:Short Stories/@comment-26186871-20170731160102

Episode 1 (The Prolouge):http://spaghettitiger.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:52378

Episode 2 (Bad NPC'S):http://spaghettitiger.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:55206

Episode 3 (First Monster):http://spaghettitiger.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:56780

AWESOME:EXP! Isn't that what you need to get to level up?

OLD MAN:Yep! Every time you kill a monster, you gain gold and experience! Level up, and your stats increase-You get stronger! But, watch out. Your HP and MP don't get restored after battle, you need to use an item to restore it! There are also places to go to that restore both for you fully!

AWESOME:So, how many monsters are there in the dungeon?

OLD MAN:They can't run out. So it's basically infinite.

AWESOME:..Wait, so if I just wait around here for monsters, fight them... Go restore my health when it's low... *lightbulb* I think we found a way to cheat the system!

.*1 hour of grinding later*

[You've reached level 13!]

AWESOME:Finally.. 12 minutes just to reach level 13? It didn't take that long to reach level 12 from 11!

OLD MAN:...Each level takes more EXP than the last. You'll have to go to later dungeons. The monsters there are stronger, but award more EXP when beaten.

AWESOME:..Wait, I have over a thousand gold! ...THIS. IS. AMAZING!!!! A way to get as much gold as I want!!

OLD MAN:Well, you still have a kingdom to save. Don't forget about that. Buy a better weapon while you're at it, that old wooden sword won't do any good against stronger foes.

AWESOME:That's what I was trying to tell the king!! Why did he even give me this anyway?!?! 