Thread:Psychohotdog/@comment-26108027-20171213035639/@comment-26108027-20171213043243

Let me tell you the legend of Moorgrove Island.

A long time ago, an explorer happened upon the island by the name of Capper Longtail. He marked the island on hismap, but as soon as he lifted his pen, a storm appeared, the wind howling like a thousand tortured souls. His ship was destroyed, but another boat found him, this one being a military boat. Well, they found his remains.

Anyways, the military people biult a fortress on the island, complete with radio towers. After they left, the island became a popular retreat, but only for those with the bravest of souls!

Ah, I'm kidding. It's just an old story. You can sit back down, we'll be safe here.

...or will we?