User blog:Spaghettitiger/ranting

OH-KAY

LETS DO THIS

OK

so my teachers

most of them are pretty cool!

buuuut~

there are some (geography, art, biology)

that i don't like.

i'm going to talk about them today,  in order.

BIOLOGY

first period of the day! it sets the mood for the rest of the day, and if you have a good time, that's great! But my biology teacher closely resembles a primate with a rough face and donkey-like teeth.

wait, that's an insult to apes AND donkeys

she's gone often, and when she is in class, she just gives us a worksheet and sits at her desk with no extra information.

"just do the worksheet and get a grade."

but i don't know what you're trying to teach here..

sometimes we do labs, and those are pretty cool.

ART

Meet Mrs Noideawhatshesdoing. I'm not as good as yeti wth these nicknames, so i'm gonna depend on her to creatively insult these teachers in the comments.

This is my second period, and i thought she was nice at first. But now, almost three months into the school year, i've found out...


 * drumroll*

SHE'S AN ASSWIPE!


 * confetti rains down from the ceiling, and bursts into flames.*

(aw, that was the good confetti.)

her expectations are CRAZY high, she's really mean, and she likes to shout out what you did wrong in front of the entire class when she said tht she would be quiet at the BEGINNING of class.

She's also R E A L L Y mean.

[ example: ]


 * phone rings*

Mrs N: WHOSE PHONE IS THAT?!?!?

Kid: oh, it's my mom. my grandma is in the hos-

Mrs N: GIVE ME YOUR PHONE

Kid: what? I need to answer this..

Mrs N: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SILENT, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE

...yeah.

GEOGRAPHY

I have a lot of problems with this lady, but she crossed the line a few days ago. I'm not gonna get into it because it seems petty, but it still put her at the bottom of my list.

I like to call her Mrs Harpy or Mrs Soccer Mom, but those aren't strong enough (yeti pls help)

She moves WAY too fast and depends on worksheets and powerpoints to teach.

I'm gonna stop it here before i get too angry.

join my trend of complaining on blogs, pls