Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26108027-20180427214328/@comment-26108027-20180707143728

Tiral squints a bit.

"...Would your advisors have any reason to hide?"

(I just had the strangest dream.)

(I was travelling through a volcanic wasteland, fightting monsters and doing whatever i could to survive. Then, I found this pool of super clear water that had some kind of golden chest surrounded by some bright plants at the bottom. So obviously, I jumped in. I sank right to the bottom of the cave, but I could breathe for some reason. Before I could open the chest, I noticed that the cave led to this big grey field. I stepped out and turned around to see this big red dragon looking thing watching me from a cave on the other side of the chest. I got a little freaked out and started walking towards a neighborhood.

I was wandering around the neighborhood and I found a family living under a massive tree, despite owning a house literally across the street. I just kinda hung out with them for a while before the parents had to leave to go to work or something. So I just kept talking to the two girls, and for some reason I kept finding full bottles of Nuka-Cola in the bushes? It was strange. After some time had passed, I had collected a bunch of bottles and wanted to go recycle them. The older girl and I went up to some random house and dumped the empty bottles in the bun. We turned around, and the owner was pulling up.

Out steps some middle-aged lady with short red hair and a purple pantsuitt with the most excited expression on her face. The older girl got nervous, so we started walking back to the tree. The lady starts running after us, screaming, "DO YOU WANT SOME PILLS?" So of course we bolt. The girl pulls keys out of the air and we get to her doorway but she has so many keys and can't remember which one opens the door. The lady caught up to us and kept trying to grab one of us, but i was using my adventuring skills to fight her off with a stick.

Then my older brother and three other guys walked up the sidewalk. I shouted for help, and two of the guys grabbed the lady by the arms while my brother beat her senseless. It didn't look like real punching, just the mock punching he likes to do where he doesn't actually hit anyone. The fourth guy just kinda disappeared. The girl opened the door, and that's when I woke up.)