Board Thread:Short Stories/@comment-26186871-20170202225803

Old Man(from Zelda, specifically):Welcome to a new world

???:What are you talking about? I was here for years!! How is this "new"?

Old Man:..You haven't gained any experience points. Anyways, what is your name?

???:I don't have a name.

Old Man:...Well, then give yourself one!!

???:Alright.. From now on, my name is.. AWESOME!!

.*transition*

KING:AWESOME!! HELP!! THE KINGDOM IS UNDER ATTACK!!

AWESOME:Wait, how did you know my name, I just got it a few minutes ago!

KING:That's not important!! Defeat the enemy army!! Take this wooden sword!!

AWESOME:Alright, why? WHY ME? I'm level ONE!! Why don't you just choose someone with a high level?! Stuff like THIS is probably why we got attacked in the first place!

KING:Just take it and save the kingdom!! You are our only hope!

AWESOME:Only hope?! You have WARRIORS, GUARDS!!! Send one of them!!

KING:I can't, it's got to be you!

AWESOME:Also, could you at least give a sword that's not WORSE than the ones in the shops?

KING:Nah, ya gotta take this one.

[You got a VERY WEAK SWORD!] 