Board Thread:Fun and Games/@comment-26186871-20160111205821

This is part 3. Read parts 1 and 2 first.

Part 1 is here:

http://spaghettitiger.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:21603

That has the link to part 2 as well.

"This place is guaranteed to bring back your childhood in the worst possible way!"-Opening Newspaper

Uh, the crying child is.. A CHILD. This IS his childhood. *buzzer*

"He-hey! Glad you came back for another night! I promise, it'll be a LOT more interesting this time!"- Phone Dude, Night 1

ANOTHER night? This was his first dream at Fazbear Fright. If this was a reference to FNAF1 and FNAF2, Phone Guy would have said to the child there TOO that he was back for another night. *buzzer* Also, how is a FOXY head and paintings supposed to be "a lot more interesting" than what we've seen before? *buzzer*

SpringTRAP... Nice pun. Actually is explained by the dream theory pretty well. *chime*

"we found one. A REAL one."-Phone Dude, Night 2

How is that a surprise? Just two nights ago the child dreamed of many animatronics! Seriously? *buzzer*

"To change the animatronics to suit mode, insert and turn firmly the hand crank provided by the manufacturer. Turning the crank will recoil and compress the animatronic parts around the sides of the suit, providing room to climb inside. Please make sure the spring locks are fastened tight to ensure the animatronic devices remain safe."-Phone Guy, Night 2

And a CHILD is supposed to dream that up? That is WAY too complicated for a little CHILD to understand. *buzzer*

You may wonder why I haven't mentioned the secret minigames here. Well really, the dream theory doesn't get anything right or wrong there, the child COULD be dreaming up Atari games that he'd have to play to get through his Fazbear Fright shift..

HOLD IT!!!

We have looked through the FNAF4 house, and it HAS no Atari! Also, this is 1987, so Easter Eggs and stuff aren't exactly on the Internet. So, NONE of the minigames make any sense as a dream! That was an epic fail right there! Come on! *buzzer*

Back to the actual gameplay story though, time for the Night 3 call.

"As always, if there is ever an emergency, please go to the designated safe room. Every location is built with one extra room that is not included in the digital map layout programmed in the animatronics or the security cameras. This room is hidden to customers, invisible to animatronics, and is always off-camera."-Phone Guy, Night 3

Why wasn't this mentioned a few nights ago, when we had the animatronics not being able to reach said safe room? In DREAMS, things aren't just left alone like that, and then an explanation just comes a few days later! That's how it may work in reality, but not in a DREAM! *buzzer*

"Hello? Hello? Um, this is just a reminder of company policy concerning the safe room. The safe room is reserved for equipment and/or other property not being currently used and is in fact a safety location for employees only. This is not a break room, and should not be considered a place for employees to hide and/or congregate - and under no circumstance should a customer ever be taken into this room and out of the main show area."-Phone Guy, Night 5

If this was a dream, then the explanation would go right in with the Night 3 call. Yes, dreams are weird and stuff, but it is still one story, all explained together. Not in DIFFERENT dreams sharing the SAME story! *buzzer*

Okay.. Night 5 ending,, The five spirits make Purple Guy enter the Springtrap costume.. And? That explains nothing dream-wise. Purple Guy only made a CAMEO there. If the whole thing is a dream, and Purple Guy was just one employee, then WHY would the death of Purple Guy be so significant as to require its own minigame? It WOULDN'T. It would make more sense, however, if we say it's real, and this was a murderer. *buzzer*

"Uh, hello? Hello? Uh, this is just to inform all employees that due to budget restrictions, the previously mentioned safe rooms are being sealed at most locations, including this one. Work crews will be here most of the day today, constructing a false wall over the old door base. Nothing is being taken out beforehand, so if you've left anything inside, then it's your own fault. Management also requests that this room not be mentioned to family, friends or insurance representatives."-Phone Guy, Night 6

If this was a dream, the whole thing came out of nowhere! Makes no sense dream-wise. *buzzer*

Alright, Fazbear Fright burns down.. Pieces sold at auction.. Wait.. SPRINGTRAP SURVIVED? .... .... Well, that's no chime or buzzer.

Correct:1

Incorrect:10

Wow, this is the worst game of the dream theory so far. Let's add that to our total.

Correct:6

Incorrect:17

Grade:26%(F)

That greatly dropped the average. It would take a miracle to make this a passing grade now.. 