Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-27050568-20180809163134



it's britney bitch

after a month of bullshit, i have returned to update you

yes you

the fucking reader

i need to stop breaking the fourth wall and just tell you shit

LIST OF EVENTS THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE I LAST UPDATED YOU FUCKERS


 * I moved


 * I stayed in a hotel from July 1st to i think the 16th
 * It was next to a Wawa so i was happy cuz they have good chocolate milk


 * We moved into a small apartment
 * And berated our neighbors in secret
 * We also have cockroaches but they're very far and few
 * I named one Scrungo Beepis


 * We got internet
 * It's slow as shit but whatever
 * i also got my computer and a friend of my mom's gave me a little robot thing as an introduction to programming


 * I got angry about Waluigi being stuck as an asisst trophy in Smash Ultimate
 * ok but srsly the lanky purple one needs his own game
 * nintendo do that or else the internet will be angry at you forever


 * also i got enrolled in school so yay i get to not stay at home for the entire day

anyways i won't be on that much until my mom gets work. might visit chat every so often but that's about it. i mainly use discord now anyways

not sure if i'll do another one of these unless some serious shit comes up in the future, so look out for that

JusticeForWaluigi 